Looks good, huh?
It is.
And I have an extra one to give away.
But you're going to have to work a little for it.
Oh yes you are.
In our house the most popular knock knock joke is this:
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
(and repeat and repeat)
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
ORange you glad I didn't say banana?
When I said this was the most popular knock knock joke, I meant it was my personal favourite and clearly my children are lacking the sense of haha department because they have begun to groan whenever I pull it out.
So...your mission, if you choose to accept is this:
hit me with your favourite knock knock joke and the one deemed most hilarious by my boys will get a free copy of this excellent new book!
Easy, right?
I will let you know which one the ratties choose tomorrow around noon!
I thought I would take on your challenge and asked my five year old son to help me. This is how it went:
(me) Hey Grant, do you know any good knock, knock jokes?
(G) yes
(me) Can you tell me?
(G) Knock knock
(me) Who's there?
(G) Banana
This must be a universal knock knock joke for little boys.
I told him we couldn't use that one and showed him your post. So he came up with this one.
(G) Knock knock
(me) Who's there?
(G) Fish
(me) Fish who?
(G) Fish, I'm going to eat you.
Did you mention it had to make sense?
On a side note, I stumbled across your blog a couple of months ago and enjoy reading your posts. I have three boys and can totally relate to everything you say. Thanks for keeping it real.
Karen C
Posted by: Karen C | May 16, 2007 at 03:21 PM
Its funny how I've probably heard hundreds of different knock knock jokes, yet when I tried to remember them, I could only remember two. Here they are.....
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Knock knock
who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning...
Thats it!
I hope Jake and Lucas vote for me.
Julie
Posted by: Julie | May 16, 2007 at 03:55 PM
Knock knock
who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock.
Or
Knock knock
who's there?
Pokemon
Pokemon who?
Pokemon cards for the first person to give me that book!
Ha Ha Ha...the last one cracks me up.
Posted by: Kelli | May 16, 2007 at 04:01 PM
how about this:
Knock,Knock
who cares... I don't want the book!
But you ladies might want it! There are 3, yes 3, wonderful pics of Gorgeous George adorning the pages of this fine magazine!
Posted by: Gorgeous George | May 16, 2007 at 08:00 PM
Will you remember me tomorrow?
{Wait for answer}...Yes
Will you remember me next week?
....Yes
Will your remember me next month?
....Yes
Knock, Knock?
....Who's there
You forgot me already!!!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep! beep!
Posted by: Tara | May 17, 2007 at 12:30 AM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke, will you just pick me and give me that book!
Posted by: Kelli | May 17, 2007 at 07:45 AM
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who, who, who who.
That one cracked me up. But his one was my granddaughter's favourite.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cowgo.
Cowgo who?
No, cowgo, "Moo".
Posted by: Joan Fowler | May 17, 2007 at 07:54 AM
guess I missed the deadline...that's okay...my knock knock joke is....knock knock....who's there...wanda...wanda who...wanda where cheryl left her keys this time....ylm
I changed the names to suit me...Not only did I miss the deadline..I posted it in the wrong comments..oh well
Posted by: mom | May 17, 2007 at 12:57 PM
I typed out three great ones and then they went into the WWW black hole!
bwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: Audrey | May 17, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Um... so, who won??? It IS, after all, well after noon!!!
Posted by: Tara | May 17, 2007 at 07:55 PM
Oh, yes - the banana one is Jacob's favorite.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Been knocking so long my hand hurts.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yaw
Yaw who?
Why are you so excited?
I'll tell you why - because J (which means a layout from Cheryl, too) is in there three times :)
Posted by: Jennifer Sizemore | May 18, 2007 at 12:56 PM
OMG, I can't believe I missed this challenge. We can not have 15 minutes of quiet around hre without the inclusion of a knock knock joke! And without a doubt, the banana joke is most popular. However, clever Joseph has changed "banana" to "apple" just to make it interesting.
I guess I'll add a joke just because I'm already typing...
knock knock.
who's there?
Who.
Who, who?
There's an owl in the room.
Thank you Molly Ringwald and Sixteen Candles!
Posted by: Jennifer | May 21, 2007 at 10:03 AM